
When I Babysit My Niece She Makes Me Play Operation. Her Favorite Part Is When She Dies And We Have A Funeral For Her

Son To My Wife: “Mommy , Let’s Play Army Guys. You Can Be This Guy Because He’s Vacuuming”

“When Your 3-Year-Old Tells Man At Mc’Donalds That His Pants Are Falling Down” (Friend’s Photo)

Our 6-Year-Old “Ran Away” Yesterday So We Told Him We Love Him And To Come Back If He Needs Anything. He Came Back And Took The Cat

Toddler Says: “Heck This”

My Old School Asked Kids In Preschool What They Wanted To Be When They Grew Up

This Kid Was A Fart For Halloween

I Exploded A Spray Paint Can With An Ax As A Kid

My Mom Said This Was One Of My Favorite Things To Do As A Child

How I Find Out That My Son Tried To Access My Tablet

My Daughter’s List In Case Anything Happens To Her Older Brother

My Daughter’s Christmas List

I Too Have A Daughter Going Places

“Gently Kiss The Dolphin”

Daughter Hacker

Chicken Wings In The Bathtub

Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat

My Little Cousin After An All-Day Wedding Affair (The Suitcase Contains His Travel Toys)

Lil Sister Weird

My 4-Year-Old Was So Proud Of The Lunch He Packed For Me

My 3 -Year-Old Nephew Asked If Grandma Bear Was Talking On Skype

My 2-Year-Old Just Handed Me This Action Figure And Asked Me If It Was My Mother-In-Law

My 5-Year-Old Daughter’s Browser History

A Journal Entry From My 6-Year-Old

My 5-Year-Old Fast Asleep. Second Night He Has Slept In This Costume
