10+ Kids Who Take Instructions Too Literally

“Keep Your Eye On The Ball Son”

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We Told Our 3yr Old That New Years Is Special Because You Get To Toast To A New Year. A Few Hours Later She Said “Are We Gonna Make Toast Now?!” And Thus A New Years Day Tradition Was Born

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This Isn’t Exactly What We Meant When We Told Him That He Could Look Up Puppy Training Tips On Youtube

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2nd Graders Homework. My Friend’s Awesome 6 Year Old Son Is Autistic And Takes Instructions Literally

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Bring A Fish To School Day

My Kid Said I Gave Her Too Many Grapes. I Said Just Eat Half Of Them

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Future Lawyer? Was Told He Couldn’t Go Outside

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Toddler Was Asked To Feed The Cat

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Not Exactly What I Had In Mind When I Told My Son It Was Too Nice Out To Play Games Inside

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Took My Son To A Modern Art Museum And Told Him That He Needs To Really Think About The Art And What They Are Trying To Say. I Am Not Sure, But I Think I Have A Smartass On My Hands

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My Dad Told My Son To Get Ready For A Bedtime Story Adventure, So He Grabbed His Warm Hat And A Flashlight

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My Wife Asked My Son To Put A Jar Of Water In Our Dog’s Bowl. Saw This A Few Hours Later. Mission Accomplished

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My Friend’s Daughter Taking The Instructions Literally

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When Your Sister Uses Deodorant For The First Time And Gets The Ruler Out Cos “It’s To Be 15cm Away”

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I Told My 5-Year-Old He Could Watch TV As Soon As He Ate Half Of His Hot Dog

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Directions Were To ‘Draw Hands On The Clocks’

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I Asked My Son To Use Chopsticks At A Japanese Restaurant. This Is How He Used Them For The Soup

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I Told My First Grade Class They Were Writing Their Letters To Santa… I Should Have Been More Specific

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I Told My 2 Year Old To Put Her Shoes By The Front Door. She Takes Me Very Literally Sometimes

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I Told My Daughter She Couldn’t Take Clothes Off The Hangers And Try Them On So I Got This

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Told The 2Yo I Had To Finish Some Mixes Tonight – She Left This On My Desk For Me

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One Of Them Finally Cracked The Code

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I Told My 5 Year Old Son That, If He Could Blow It Up, He Could Jump It

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Technically Correct, The Best Kind Of Correct (5-Year Old Style)

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I Was Fixing A Computer, And My 4 Year Old Son Asked Why, So I Said It Was To Make It Work Faster. A While Later, My Son Said He Had Already Solved The Problem. Then I Come Across This

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