You Can’t Find Peace Even When Sitting On The Toilet
The First Time You Breastfeed Is Unforgettable
You Never Imagined The Mess One Baby Could Make
Any Task That Involves Reaching Your Feet Is Impossible
Potty Training Never Turns Out As Expected
Trying To Act All Put-Together When…
Intimacy Between You And Your Partner Becomes The Exception, Not The Rule
Nothing Fits Anymore
You Can Always Count On Finding Your Valuables In The Most Unexpected Places
When Books Don’t Work Anymore You Try To Find Your Own Methods
No One Could Prepare You For The First Time Wearing A Bikini After Giving Birth
And No One Told You The Best Toys For Your Baby Are Actually Random Everyday Items
Ahh Those Sweet Weekend Mornings When Your Child Wakes Up At 5 Am
You Never Know What To Do When Your Child’s Pet Dies
They Don’t Care About Your Pain
You’re Always Looking For Answers In Every Book Imaginable
Feeding Your Child Leaves Both Of You Frustrated
Trying To Maintain Authority In The House Is Never Easy
You’re Feeling Like A Balloon Constantly
Trying To Work While Exhausted Turns Into A Daily Thing
You Become A Professional Juggler And Can Carry Up To 100 Items At Once
The First Time You Have To Change Your Baby’s Diaper You Try To Read Every Book Just To Make It Easier
Making Sure Your Child Is Protected From The Sun Is Very Important
You’re Forced To Eat Broccoli Even If You Hate It, So You Set A Good Example For Your Kids
You Become The Ultimate Multitasker, Constantly Juggling Between Working And Being A Mom