Every Time
Unbelievable
I Work In A Kitchen. You Have No Idea How Many People Say ‘You Look Like The Guy From Ratatouille’. Every Damn Minute
Laptop At The Movies
At My Local CVS, Pushing This Button Announces Over The PA System To The Entire Store “A Customer Requires Assistance In The Family Planning Department.” The Shelves Are Only About 5 Feet High, So Almost Everyone In The Store Can Look Over While You Awkwardly Wait For An Employee To Open The Case
The Hospital “Helping”
I Counted 29 Items. I Had One
Having To Clean Up Someone Else’s Piss So The Person Behind Me Doesn’t Think I Did It
Oh, I Have Too Many E-Mails In My Inbox? Why Don’t You Send Me An E-Mail About It Everyday
People Who Whore Out Unsuspecting Relatives For Virtual Numbers
I Don’t Get It How This Happens Everytime
This Tape Is Dead To Me
Every Single Time
When The Fabric Gets Stuck Inside Your Zipper
When You Tear Exactly Where It Says To, But The Bag Remains Sealed
The Worst Part About Job Applications
People Who Leave A Train Like This
She Was Snapchating While Driving (40 Mph Road(64.4 Kph)). She Also Had A Little Brother In The Passenger Seat While Doing This. Hate How Often I See People Doing Stuff Like This (Photo Taken By A Passenger Of My Car)
“Thanks Man, I’ll Give Your Headphones Back In A Few Days!”
How Did You Get Hired?
These Phone Cases At Concerts
When This S**t Happens
Came To Greece For A Relaxing Holiday In The Sun. It’s Rained For 5 Days Straight And I Leave Tomorrow
This Lady Watching A Beach Wedding
Why Can’t They Design Their Cables Better?
The Curse Of The Left Handed
The Way My Wife Opens Things
This Is A Parked Car
Doctor Appointment At 8:20, Currently 10:00, Still No Sign Of Even A Nurse
Jerks That Cut In Line
This…
When A Plug Covers The Outlet Next To It
After Trying For 7 Years, I Finally Placed In My Age Group – Coming In First! I Asked A Bystander To Capture My Triumph
Pistachio Nuts With No Openings
When Your Hard Boiled Egg Peels Like This
The Reason I Woke Up This Morning
These Tiny Cuts That Randomly Show Up And Itch Like Hell
When Washing Your Car And A Guy Parks Behind You, Instantly Gets Out And Impatiently Crosses His Arms
When Water Adheres Down The Side Of The Glass
As An Usher, People Who Do This
My View Of Metallica From The Handicapped Section At Commonwealth Stadium In Edmonton. 7 Hour Drive For This
Quit My Job Yesterday Because I Was Tired Of The Unprofessional Environment – Got This Text From My Supervisor Today
The Charging Port On This Apple Magic Mouse Makes It Unusable Whilst Charging
My Roommate And I Own Only Two Pots. When He Cooks With Them, He Stores Any Leftovers From His Cooking In The Fridge In The Pots, Instead Of Putting Them In Containers
Giving A Presentation To 100 People On Their Laptop
This Lift’n’Peel Bulls**t
When This Happens
These Things
The Fact That We’re Expected To Read These Before Ticking “Yes, I’ve Read And Accept The Terms And Conditions”
So My Roommate Used My Tin Foil
My Receipt For Buying One Bottle Of Vegetable Oil At CVS (100 Lb Dog For Scale)
Bought A Laptop On Wednesday, This Is It’s Route. Makes Sense To Me
That’s Okay, I Wasn’t Planning On Actually Using This Frying Pan To Cook With Or Anything
This Just Happened When I Took My Bananas Out Of A Bag
I Chose This Hotel Specifically Because It Had A Balcony
People Who Make This In Historical Places
Terminal Was So Crowded, People Were Sitting On The Floor While This Woman Took 3 Seats For Her Bags
Found This Note In My Hotel Bed Last Night
Went To See Isle Of Dogs Tonight. This Woman Brought Her ~2-Year-Old Son To This PG-13 Movie. When He Started To Cry, Instead Of Taking Him Out, She Put Peppa Pig On Her Phone On High Volume For Him To Watch, Which He Did For The Remaining Hour Of The Movie
F**k Me, Right?
This Damn Mirror
Pencil Sharpening To A Wooden Tip
Wearing Glasses And Trying To Walk In A Light Drizzle
Then Why The Hell Are They Printing It In Full Colour?
Refuses To Take Down Sold Item On Marketplace
He Asked Me What The Hell I Was Taking A Picture Of. I Told Him I Was Taking A Pic Of The D-Bag That Needs To Occupy 2 Handicap Spots To Eat Some Fries
They Made Me Pay For This “Coffee”
The Absolute Worst Part Of Doing Dishes
This Pistachio Eating A**hole
I Die Inside Whenever This Happens
15 Tags
When You Buy The Old Neighborhood Drug House
It’s Cool. Just Leave 315 Lbs Laying There. I’m Sure Someone Else Will Put It All Back
They’ve Been At It For About 30 Miles So Far. On I-80 In Pennsylvania
These People Refusing To Sit At A Concert, Completely Blocking Our View
I Hate UPS Just A Little Bit More Every Day
Guess Who Has Homework Due At Midnight. It’s Currently 10:30 And It Has Been Updating For 10 Mins
“I Guess I’ll Just Buy Another Thing To Knock Down The Candy B….”
People Who Put Gum On The USB Ports Of Public Transport
This!
Oh, Let Me Just Put These Empty Eggshells Back In The Container. I Married A Savage
Can Someone Explain To My SO That There’s Nothing Wrong With The Second Half Of A Pack Of Gum?
When You Get Out Of The Shower To Find You Threw Your Old Towels In The Laundry Without Replacing Them
When Craigslist Sellers Pull This Type Of S**t
Why? Why Do I Need An Account Just To Look At Pinterest?
People Who Leave Fast Food Places Like This
$275 Required Spanish Textbook Is Loose Leaf Paper Wrapped In Cellophane
People Who Do This…
Walmart Should Stop Selling Fish
Please Put It Back Where You Found It
The Packaging On My New Screwdriver
My Friend Just Plugged In His Laptop Like This. Should I Cancel The Friendship?
