Use A Snake To Hold Your Pasta Easily
If Your Car Is Making An Unsettling Noise, Just Turn Your Radio Up Until It Disappears
When Cutting Bagels In Half, Put Your Finger Through The Stabilization Hole To Keep It Steady
If You’re In A Rush In The Morning, Remember To Save Some Time By Having Breakfast Whilst Cleaning Your Teeth At The Same Time
A Slice Of Red Onion In Your Dvd Drive Is An All-Natural Way Of Protecting Your Computer Against Viruses
If Your Phone Screen Is Too Small, Put It In Water. It Will Magnify The Screen Up To 200%
Get A Whole Extra Glass Of Juice By Slightly Tilting The Carton
Tired Of Boiling Water Every Time You Make Pasta? Boil A Few Gallons At The Beginning Of The Week And Freeze It For Later
If It Works It Isn’t Stupid
Use Cello Tape As Hands Free Selfie Stick
Throw It In A Microwave And You Won’t Even Be Able To Tell The Difference
Eggs Are Really Healthy And Should Be The Foundation Of Your Diet. Don’t Like The Taste? Add Cacao, Butter, Flour And Bake For 30 Minutes
Use This When You Want Your Pc To Be Even Faster
In An Awkward/Uncomfortable Situation? Just Moon-Walk Away. People Will Think You Are Walking Towards That, But You Are In Fact Leaving
Batteries Dead In Your Smoke Alarm? Just Use Popcorn As A Smoke Alarm. When You Hear Crackling, Grab Your Popcorn And Get The Hell Out
If You Sleep Till Noon You Only Have To Pay For 2 Meals Instead Of 3
Want To Get Rid Of Wrinkles Fast? Just Get Bit By A Rattlesnake
Here’s A Tip For Boys: Put A Pee Stain Down Low On Your Jeans And People Will Think Your Penis Is Longer
Never Lose Your Keys Again
Take Random Pills
Never Slip In The Winter Anymore By Piercing Screwdrivers Through Your Wheels
Having Trouble Finding A Parking Spot? Turn On Your Hazard Lights To Make Yourself Immune To Traffic Laws, Then Park Wherever You Want
Not Disabled? Put One Of These On Your Car To Use Disabled Parking Whenever You Like
Having A Shitty Day? Put On Sunglasses! Now You’re Having A Shitty Evening
If You Need To Rob A Bank And Don’t Have A Stocking, Use An Extra Large Condom Instead