I’ve Been Drawing A Comic Every Day For My Girlfriend For 5 Years
The Time I Had Just Got Out Of The Bath And Didn’t Realise I Was Exposing Myself Whilst Watching TV
When Kellie Is Having A Hard Time I Try My Best To Help Her Through It, Because I Know She’ll Do The Same For Me. Take Care Of Each Other, Guys
Warm Nights
Anyone Else Do That Thing Where You’re So Tired You’re Actually Too Tired To Begin The Bedtime Routine, So You Just Continue To Sit There Exhausted?
Sometimes Kellie And I Will Be Talking To Each Other When We’ll Suddenly Break Out In Spontaneous Silent Dancing
When I’ve Turned Over To Go To Sleep But Kellie Wants Attention: Shit Gets Real Weird
When Kellie Is About To Give Me A Massage And Is Applying The Oil/lotion, She Pretends She’s A Guy Ejaculating On Me
Spooning Technique No.73
Kellie Sometimes Does This Weird Thing Where She Bares Her Teeth And Gums – We Call It The Old Dog Face – And Stares At Me In Silence Waiting For Me To Notice
The Time Kellie Was In The Garden And Caught Me Flexing In The Mirror Post-Workout
The Time I Didn’t Realize I Had A Hole In My Pants And My Balls Were Hanging Out
Sometimes I Sleep In Weird Positions
When Either Of Us Is Ill We Always Buy Each Other Grapes And Fresh Orange Juice, Like It’s A Magical Cure For Every Illness
Recently The 3 Of Us Were Involved In A Nasty Car Crash. Betty, Our Honda Civic, Protected Us And Made Sure None Of Us Were Hurt, But She Was Too Damaged To Salvage
We Would Just Gaze At Her Lovingly For Hours
About 2AM Poppy Comes Into Our Bed. This Is Her Preferred Sleeping Position
Kellie Does The Most Amazing Job Raising Poppy. She Dedicates Every Waking Moment To Making Poppy Happy And I Couldn’t Be More Proud Of Her. We Love You Mummy
Sometimes She Can Be A Bit Of A Silly Bum, But I Do Bloody Love Her
Most Days When I Get Home From Work Poppy Wants To Play Tea Parties With Me. We Pretend To Pour The Tea And Eat Cake And It’s Adorable To Watch Her
Monday Never Comes (My Weakness Is Chocolate Ice Cream, Kellie’s Is Crisps, Chips)
Spooning Technique No. 27 – The Bear Grab
When I Try And Be Sexy But Just Look Like A Particularly Feminine Girl
Spooning Technique No. 83 – The Accidental Knees
Kellie And I Were In A Coffee Shop When She Noticed I Had A Single Long White Hair Sprouting Out Of One Of My Eyebrows
Kellie And I Are Both Ridiculously Insecure People
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