Accidentally Sent My Son To School With His Newly Bought Ugly Christmas Sweater. Didn’t Realize What Santa Was Doing Until His Kindergarten Teacher Pointed It Out When I Picked Him Up After School
I Was Spitting Sunflower Seeds Out The Window On The Way Home But I Guess They Found Their Way Back In The Car
My Friend Had Her Daughters At A Zoo When She Heard, “Ma’am, There’s A Lemur On Your Baby.”
Kourtney Kardashian Slams Daughter With Car Door
“We’re Good Parents I Swear”
Nine Hour Flight To Budapest. No Problem. We’re An Experienced Family Of Travellers.
Wait, Stop!
Calculations Were Incorrect
Parenting Fail
Once Upon A Time, I Sent My Daughter And My Husband Off To Buy Her Some Nice New Clothes
Oh My Gosh We Really Don’t Deserve My Mom. All She Wanted To Do Was Spell Out Love In Our Family Pictures. She Had No Idea
Parenting Is Tough. Especially For This Dad
This Is How Dad Dressed Daughter For The Daycare. Who Needs A Shirt In Summer Anyway
My Little Brother’s Parenting Experience In A Nutshell
My Daughter’s Nose Started Bleeding In The Car And This Was The Only Thing I Had Handy.. She Called It A “Cotton Stick” :)
Dad Pisses Off His Little Boy With A Soccer Ball
Teacher Asks Kindy Children To Write What Their Mum Does Best. My Spawn Know Me Well
Perfect Timing
I Took This Picture. The Baby Was Fine. I Still Get Hate Mail About It Occasionally, Even A Couple Of Years After The Fact
My Boss Brought His Son To Work Today
Working On Eva’s Baby Book
Found My Husband Like This Getting Our One Year Old To Bed
Would This Be Considered Bad Parenting?
Friend On Facebook Sent Their Kid To School On Picture Day With The Wrong Shirt
So My Daughter Found The Webcam, And Took A Pic… I Swear I’m A Good Parent
Dad Will Fix This
Oops
Mixed Up Pajama Day And Picture Day. Son Was Not Pleased
I Bought A New Lamp For My Daughter. It Was A Mistake
Wasted No Time In Committing The First Of Many Parenting Fails
Throwback To Holiday Parent Fail
When Your Dad Puts Your Swimsuit On Backwards And It Becomes A Different Kind Of Swimsuit
Oh Crap. Parenting Failure Of Astronomical Proportions
Note To Self, Don’t Let Baby Fall Asleep On You After You Spray Tan If You Do Not Want Said Baby To Have A Half “Tanned” Face The Next Morning.
Throwback To Holiday, Parent Fail
My Daughter Didn’t Approve Of My Clown Makeup Job
He Wanted To Get On That Ride. I’m Really Hoping This Isn’t His First Memory
My Girlfriend Randomly Took A Couple Pictures Of Me At The Grocery Store. Only Later Did We Notice…
And This Is Why Diaper Bags Should Never Be Left Open
Dad Dressed Her For The Pool
I Left My 7-Year Old Daughter Unattended For 10 Minutes To Make Dinner. Big Mistake
When Neither Parent Notices Their Child Has Taken The Pizza Box And Is Currently Eating Pizza On The Living Room Floor
I Let My Toddler Dress Herself. She’s Wearing A Cupcake
Those Few Seconds You Take The Washing Out And Put It In The Dryer… Littlest Has Put Big Brothers Texta Coloured Ball In His Mouth
Oops
When You Rush Out Of The House To Try And Get Everything Done Before The Next Feed Is Due And Forget The Car Seat Connectors For The Pram And Only Have One Bassinet In The Boot… You Have To Improvise!
So We Thought We Would Have An Afternoon Of Art, I Set Up Her Easel And Paints And Went To The Kitchen Whilst Mini Picasso Went To Work…. A Few Minutes Later I Walked Outside To Find Someone Had Decided To Explore Visual Art With Herself As The Canvas! Thank Goddess For Washable Paints! ‘
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Instead Of Millennium Falcons Or Fire Trucks, My 8-Year-Old Son Builds Lego Bars With Drunk Patrons
When You Throw Without Warning
Potty Training Is Going So Great! I’m A Natural!
On Our Third Kid But Still Managed To Leave The House Without Shoes In 30 Degree Weather
Took My Daughter Out For A Nice Dinner.
A Belter Of A