I’m A Lucky B**ch To Get Away With This For 20 Minutes Driving Around Town
My Great-Grandfather Was Shot In The Chest By A German Soldier During World War I. Luckily, The Coins In His Breast Pocket Absorbed The Bullet And Saved His Life. You Could Say He Didn’t Need Much Money To Survive
Being Late To Work Saved My Life. If I’ve Left Home 2 Seconds Earlier, This Car Would Have Fell On Top Of My Head!
When Jesus Loves You Very Much
What To Do After A Car Crash?
A Shark Bit Her, But She Wasn’t Tasty Enough. Some Researchers Believe That In The Initial Bite A Shark Can Detect The Ratio Of Fat To Bone Or Muscle And Whether Its Mouthful Is Worth Eating Or Not
Almost…
Asked My Mother In Law For Eye Drops. Almost Put This In My Eyes
Had A Close Call Tonight, These Just Look Too Similar
This Is What I Call A Close Call!
Close Call
I Almost Died Today, And My Mom Got A Perfectly Timed Picture Of My Dad Saving Me
That Was Close
I Got Lucky That I Noticed Before I Started Brushing
When You Drop Your Phone And It Almost Hits A Land Mine
A Friend Of Mine Almost Lost His Wedding Band To The Drain Today. The Drain Had Mercy
Well, That Was Close
Safety Specs Saved This Guy’s Eye From An Exploding Angle Grinder Disc
Just Avoided A Potential Credit Card Theft. Always Wiggle The Card Reader
Falling Asleep And Double Checked My Alarm, The Night Before My First Day On The New Job. Close Call
That Could’ve Hurt A Lot
Almost Had A Heart Attack
Had A Near Death Experience This Morning
This Car Owner Is Just Lucky
I Work At A Burger Joint Where Customers Fill Out Their Order On A Ticket And They Put Their Name On It. When The Food Comes Out We Call The Name On The Ticket. Almost Slipped Up On Curt’s Order Today
