Watching My Girlfriend’s Tortoise While She’s On Vacation. She Told Me To Keep Him Out Of Trouble
When My Wife Leaves Town, I Get Bored. Six Days Into Her Vacation I Joked “I’m Going To Have A Formal Dinner With The Cats.” Then I Thought About It For A While
My Wife Wanted A Run-Of-The-Mill Birthday Party. I Asked Her, “So Just A Generic Party?” This Is The Result
Had Minor Surgery Today. My Husband Didn’t Want To Take Any Chances So He Wrote Instructions On My Arms And Legs
My Wife Didn’t Appreciate My Fridge Magnet Poem
I Ask My Husband If He Realises He Has Never Actually Painted Us Both In The Same Painting So He Paints This Masterpiece
My Wife Didn’t Want To Take Maternity Pictures, So I Hired A Photographer And Took Her Place
My Girlfriend Took A Pic At The Dallas Aquarium. I Took A Pic At Target. They’re Virtually Indistinguishable
My Girlfriend Said If I Could Find Uglier Footwear, She Would Stop Poking Fun At My Crocs
So My Sister Got Goalie Gloves For Christmas From Her Boyfriend For ‘Being A Keeper’
