Sometimes we need a little pick me up when life has dealt us a difficult hand and inspirational quotes are a great way to do that. They are so uplifting they sound like they came straight from your parent’s mouth, ‘you’re special’ or ‘you can do anything if you put your mind to it,’ and let’s not forget ‘when life gives you lemons make lemonade.’ Well for all the realists out there who are tired of too much sugar in their lemonade, the ‘Uninspirational’ Instagram account is back with more uninspiring quotes.
Be forewarned these hilarious quotes are not here to make you feel like a special unique snowflake, they are here to remind you that if at first you don’t succeed, you should probably give up; and that staying in bed is always the best decision. Scroll down for a healthy serving of sugar-free, sarcastic and hilarious helping of quotes!
BELIEVE IN NOTHING!!!
Image credits:
It’s never too late to give up!
Image credits:
sweet dreams
Image credits:
no. seriously. it’s never gonna happen. give up
Image credits:
at least in bed nothing can go wrong
Image credits:
please go outside if you want to eat
Image credits:
life lessons from
Image credits:
have fun with that!
Image credits:
Dream big!!!
Image credits:
double standards
Image credits:
everything ends badly!!!
Image credits:
weekends
Image credits:
wisdom from
Image credits:
2017
Image credits:
totally how I feel today
Image credits:
life goals from
Image credits:
I REGRET ALL THE DESSERTS BUT I WILL DO IT AGAIN ANYWAY
Image credits:
being a dog is hard
Image credits:
have big goals and make them come true
Image credits:
Sundays are for staying in bed
Image credits:
This remains true forever
Image credits:
2017 in a nutshell
Image credits:
NOW IS THE TIME TO HARNESS THE POWER OF NEGATIVITY. click the link on our bio for 37% off our new life changing book from
Image credits:
It is enough now
Image credits:
FREE THE NIPPLE END THE VIBES
Image credits:
There are plenty of fish in the Shitty Shitty Sea
Image credits:
make mistakes on the weekend so you have a couple days to clean up your mess
Image credits:
we are all VERY concerned about you
Image credits:
PLEASE. PLEASE. PLEASE.
Image credits:
hate to break it to ya 
Image credits:
Too real? (
Image credits:
stand up for the environment
Image credits:
tag someone who has shitty taste
Image credits:
Have a great weak
Image credits:
Start the day right!
Image credits:
SHRUG
Image credits:
happiness is a diseaseeeeeee 
Image credits:
Only 3 more years until it’s finally the weekend
Image credits:
Sundays are great for breaking up with someone
Image credits:
GIVE ME NAPS OR GIVE ME DEATH
Image credits:
you can never lose yourself, unfortunately
Image credits:
it’s just math
Image credits:
Image credits:
do some dating this weekend
Image credits:
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND EVERYBODY
Image credits:
great news, everyone. we finally have a day-to-day calendar so you can feel UNSPIRED every single day of the year. At only $11 if you pre-order now it’s basically the cheapest gift you can get someone. Give it to someone who is a little too positive and make sure to ruin every single one of their days. Click the link in our bio to pre-order now!!!
Image credits:
yes. this is about you
Image credits:
this is all a losing game
Image credits:
Your stupid
Image credits:
this is an excerpt from our book “You’re Not That Great,” by
Image credits:
Just don’t do it
Image credits:
it’s nice to have time alone
Image credits:
punctuation matters
Image credits:
toooooooo true
Image credits:
Tag a friend you hate ! 
Image credits:
Pretending to have fun is worse than not having any fun at all
Image credits:
is it over yet?
Image credits:
workout Wednesday
Image credits:
Almost every day
Image credits:
how about trying this new method!????
Image credits:
please do not do this to me
Image credits:
Thank god for long weekends
Image credits:
aaaaaand I’m reaaaaally good at it
Image credits:
Here’s some motivation for ya
Image credits:
Happy 4th of July!!!
Image credits:
This is how I feel when my alarm goes off on a Monday
Image credits:
But you’re not, so I don’t
Image credits:
VERY LOUD and VERY ANNOYING
Image credits:
And tonight I’m going to eat my friends
Image credits:
ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN
Image credits:
please keep it down until at least tomorrow
Image credits:
I’m an optimist
Image credits:
don’t wake me up until Monday
Image credits:
because let’s face it, they’re probably not
Image credits:
friendly reminder
Image credits:
every. damn. night
Image credits:
Try it sometime!!!
Image credits:
cc: Tim Cook
Image credits:
get your winter bodies ready
Image credits:
good news for people who like bad news?
Image credits:
Happy Halloween
Image credits:
lesson of the day
Image credits:
SUNDAYSSSSSSSSS
Image credits:
The night is young! Get to complainin’!!!
Image credits:
Learn from the past
Image credits:
It goes both ways, baby
Image credits:
I’ll get back at you soon with a better answer ttyl
Image credits:
ATTENTION FRIENDS: today is
Image credits:
THIS IS TRUE FREEDOM
Image credits:
Always plan ahead
Image credits:
you said ANYONE
Image credits:
AT LEAST…..
Image credits:
this is the only way many of us are ever going to find happiness
Image credits:
it’s ALWAYS time to go to bed
Image credits:
Mondays are like assholes: I don’t want it anywhere near me
Image credits:
our morning prayer
Image credits:
Tuesday is somehow even more exhausting than Monday sometimes
Image credits:
Psychical fitness is important
Image credits:
If you don’t have anything nice to say, shove a sock in your mouthhole
Image credits:
you think you’re good at sex but you’re probably not
Image credits:
have a great weekend!!!
Image credits:
by sometimes, I mean every damn day
Image credits:
SO SO SO FUCKING JEALOUS
Image credits:
weekends are for over-eating
Image credits:
Get ready for 2019 with our brand new calendar! It’s 20% off by clicking the link in our bio. You will NEVER find a better gift for a family member or boss or friend for only $12. Give the gift of unspiration now!
Image credits:
Literally. Nothing. Matters.
Image credits:
