Living Alone In Nashville, I Used To Wake Up Every Morning To This Gal (She’s Wild) Squawking For Food At My Back Slider. One Morning I Serenaded Her With My Guitar. The Next Week She Made A Nest And Laid Eggs On My Patio. I Named Her Greta
Passed Out At A London Bus Stop. Woke Up To This
Woke Up To Some Asshole Blaring Aerosmith Outside My Apartment. Turned Out To Be Aerosmith
Gave This Guy A Piece Of Bacon On My Way Home From The Bar Last Night. Followed Me Ten Blocks Home. This Is How I Woke Up
So I Woke Up From My Nap And Ended Up In A Disney Movie
Woke Up To See These, A Fox And His Cubs Playing In My Garden
After A Blackout Night, My Mate Woke Up To A Ripper Selfie On His Phone
So I Woke Up To This Out Front
Wife And I Woke Up To This On The Baby Monitor
Got Married Yesterday. Woke Up To This
Went Camping Last Night. My Brother Decided He Was Going To Sleep “Under The Stars”. He Woke Up To This
Woke Up This Morning And Went To The Kitchen To Find A Baby Owl
I Wake Up At 2 Am To Find My Roommate Passed Out In A Box Of Packing Peanuts
My Roomates Woke Me Up At 3:45 Am By Laughing, I Walked Out To Yell At Them, And Found This
After A Night Of Fairly Heavy Drinking, I Woke Up To Find I Took A Very Unnecessary Cab Ride. Thank You Uber For Rubbing It In My Face With The Detailed Map
I Woke Up To The Sound Of Someone Shouting “It’s Christmas It’s Christmas!” I Look Outside And See This
So I Woke Up This Morning And My Herb Garden Was Missing
I Went Through A Serious Surgery One Day Before My Friends Wedding. This Is What I Woke Up To At The Hospital One Hour Before They Said Yes To Each Other
Woke Up To This Snapchat From My Boss
Woke Up To This Yesterday Morning, Never Seen One In 6 Years Living In This State, Blew My Mind
My Aunt And Uncle Own A Backpackers/Bar In Africa, And Woke Up Today To Find This Visitor In The Pool
Fed Two Ducks Yesterday On The Porch And Woke Up To This Today
My Friend Works At A Bird Of Prey Rehabilitation Center. This Morning She Woke Up With This Cutie On Her Chest
So My Son Decided To Wake Me Up Wearing His New Mask. Almost Shit My Pants
I Woke Up To This On My Balcony, Seven Floors Up! I Don’t Even Own A Cat! This Is It. This Is How I Die
Wife Put Box Of Diapers On Top Of The Trash Last Night. Woke Up This Morning To Make Myself A Bowl Of Terror
Fell Asleep In The Library. Found This On My Desk When I Woke Up
My Friends And I Got Drunk One Night In A Small Country Town. Woke Up The Next Morning With This Picture On My Phone
Opened My Eyes This Morning To This
Woke Up To This Text From A Random Number
My Mother Just Sent Me This Picture. She Just Woke Up And Had This Fella Sleeping Over Her Bed
Woke Up To This
My Girlfriend Walked Outside This Morning To See This, A Bunch Of Snails In A Circle With Leader In The Middle
Me And My Girlfriend Sleep Naked. Just Woke Up To This In Chicago
I Woke Up To Find A Message From My SO
Woke Up To This. What The Hell Happened Last Night?
Woke Up From A Nap To This. We Don’t Own A Cat
My Friend’s Basement Flooded Overnight And She Woke Up To This
Woke Up To A Random Girl On The Couch Who Apparently Wandered Into The Wrong House
Baby Hawk Woke Me Up This Morning
Woke Up At 3 Am, And Checked On Our Daughters Crib-Cam. A Little Disconcerting
My Friend Is Currently In Jamaica And Woke Up At 1 Am To This Guy Knocking At His Door
Woke Up The Other Night After Leaving My Window Open For Fresh Air. Didnt Expect This Home Invader
Move To Ghana. Go Camping. Wake Up To This
My Friend Woke Up To This In Gros Morne National Park, Newfoundland, Canada
Woke Up To Drunk Roommate. I Guess He’s Hungry
We Work At A Bar, After Closing Down (At 4 am) We Walked Out To Find This Guy; Pants Down, Passed Out. We Took A Picture And Then Took One On His Phone For Him. (We Also Woke Him Up And Put Him In A Cab) But At Least He Got A Pic When He Woke Up
Boyfriend Was Drunk Last Night. I Woke Up To This
Dad Said We Woke Up To A Leak In The Attic. Sent Me This
Woke Up This Morning To This
My 3-Year-Old Neighbor Let Herself In And Woke Me Up To Show Me Her Bad-Ass Tattoo
So, This Is What I Woke Up To This Morning
Woke Up To Find This Guy In My Yard
Woke Up, Half Asleep, Opened The Door To The Bathroom And My Heart Dropped Down To My Balls. Well Played, Roommate
Woke Up At 4:30 Am. This Is How I Found My Roommate
I Bet My Wife She Couldn’t Shave My Foot Without Me Waking Up. This Is What I Woke Up To This Morning
Took Down Halloween Decorations This Week And Woke Up To This
I Woke Up At 3 Am To Find My Girlfriend Feeding A Foster Cat. As A Cat
Woke Up To This Text Message From My Husband
I Woke Up This Morning To A Snake Who Likes To Climb
Woke Up This Morning To Find This In The Stove. How He Got Through The Pipes, I Don’t Know. How I’m Going To Get Him Out, I Don’t Know
A Friend Of Mine Recently Broke His Arm. This Is What He Woke Up To After A Night Spent With Friends
My 4-Year-Old Woke Me Up This Morning Saying There Were Babies Crying Outside His Bedroom Window. I Investigated And Found This
Dog Woke Me Up Barking. This Cub Was In The Tree A Few Feet From My Door
His Mom Just Woke Up And Found Him Like This
Woke Up To This Today
If You Feed A Squirrel Peanut Butter, You’ll Wake Up To This At Your Backdoor Every Morning
The Kids Woke Up Early To Help Paint The Basement
I Live On The Second Story And A Painter Made Me Almost Crap My Pants When I Woke Up This Morning
Woke Up To My Wife Laughing. Not My Finest Moment
