30+ Of The Funniest Drunk Texts That People Have Ever Sent

I’m Drunk

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Officer In The Uk Sends A Text To A Man He Gave A Ride Home To When He Was Drunk. Even The Police Are Classy Gentlemen Over There

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Oh Bro…

Mom Is Happy

Gurl U Got Da Wrong Number

Last Night I Was So Drunk I Replied To My Own Text

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You Were So Drunk Last Night

Apparently I Tried To Log In To My Online Banking When I Was Drunk

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Drunk Jess

There’s No Way In Hell I Was That Drunk