http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHfbo7AwASI The whole Ryan Lochte scandal is not a hot look for anyone. It makes Americans look stupid. It makes professional athletes look like they don’t care about consequences or respect non-athletes. It makes Ryan Lochte himself look like a cross-eyed fucking

KATIE!! KATIE!! KATIE!! Katie Ledecky is by far and away the breakout star of the 2016 Olympics. Everything she did was must-see television. I’ll readily admit that I cancelled plans and put off professional obligations just to make sure that I didn’t miss Ledecky slicing her way through the pool

Team GB may have returned from Rio with a record haul of Olympic medals, but unknown to them, one last challenge awaited them when they landed at Heathrow – trying to find their luggage. Because somebody decided to give all the athletes the same red bags, and as you can see, trying to figure out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0noyLIuTEo Aside from being a giant fuck-fest of free condoms and poo-rivers, the Rio Olympics more or less went better than people expected. Sure, Ryan Lochte embarrassed the United States with his fabricated robbery story, but at least nothing blew up – did you

It’s moments like these that I regret not trying harder to learn a second language in school. You get these wild stories about things going on in other countries, but nothing is in English so you can barely decipher anything. Just a classic case of quarter-life regret. Maybe if I had not cut so