Parents do everything for their children. Even if it means listening to a loud sob session over a completely ridiculous thing. You see, according to one universal truth, sometimes kids get completely crushed for the most unexpected reasons, and they will go into a tantrum to let everyone know about

I’m An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat Goat Poop source Her Shadow Was Following Her. And I Did Nothing About It. So I’m An #assholeparent source I Accidentally Called Her By Her Real Name, Instead Of, “elsa.” Now I’m An #assholeparent source Told Him We Cannot Grow Bananas

He met Iron Man… out of costume source She met Barack Obama source I told her Darth Vader was the bad guy source He doesn’t want to go (even though we’ve repeatedly told him we’re not going anywhere) source He met Bill Murray source Microwave ate his lunch source I wouldn’t let