I’m at that age where I’m no longer getting blind drunk during the weekdays (usually) and I’ve all but given up on the appearance of my body. I’ve swindled myself a real human girlfriend (NBD) and although I LoVe HeR tO pIeCeS, a few days out of the week when I return from work, I don’t want to

Hold The Door source He Was The Best Of Men source Some Slick Bastard Defaced This Elevator source Spotted At My University source Just Mounted His Portrait By The Entrance source Oh Cool, I’ve Found A Great New Door Stop For The House source Dear Whoever Did This – Not Cool