Welcome back to answering the call, baby. Where I sift through the Call Her Daddy subreddit and select a seeking-advice submission to answer. Boy, do we have a juicy one for you today. Usually it takes me a while to find a submission worth analyzing, but this one exploded off the forum. Roll up

For those that live under a rock, Call Her Daddy is an astronomically popular dating/sex podcast hosted by Alex Cooper (and formerly Sofia Franklyn). The podcast is owned by my old employer, Barstool Sports, and it has drawn its fair share of controversy and fascination—especially this past year,

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