Hey, quick: What’s the manliest thing you’ve done this fucking year? Come on, pussy. It’s fucking August. AUUUGUST. You should be able to roll off a litany of shit you did that make the legs of lesser Bros (the pansies!) turn to quivering gelatin as the phrases come out your mouth. Saved a baby.

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