Nobadeer Beach, Nantucket. Fourth of July, 2010. The sounds of EDM music pump from one underpowered Bluetooth speaker to the next, forming a discordant chain of shallow bass and tinny synth chords like some robotic twilight bark. It’s packed; very little sand is visible between the towel-floored

‘Manspreading,’ an annoying but ultimately minor social issue, has gotten plenty of attention in recent times, with many women expressing their anger with the habit and ascribing things like ‘an exhibition of male dominance’ to it. So instead of being treated as another social faux pas, like

I’m not gonna lie. I bet that felt GREAT. Like, I don’t ever wanna squeeze another man’s testicles until I feel life escape him (and not in the conception way), but much like I don’t ever want to do heroin, I still think it would be such an amazing experience. Phan Thi Kim Chuong got to feel that

Well, maybe you’ll believe, because all of the options aren’t that far out of the realm of possibility. I mean, he was either missing zero testicles, one testicle, or two. He wasn’t missing 90. Since you can safely assume this article isn’t about Adolf having his full cadre of nuts, you’ve already