So what’s your go-to Tinder pickup line? Please tell me that it isn’t “hey” or “sup.” Also don’t tell me your greeting is: “Are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.” One talented writer crafts Tinder poems that have

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I see no way that this bro’s opening line on Tinder didn’t get him laid. When Lana-Rae saw that first message I think it’s safe to assume that her heart melted, fireworks went off downstairs, and all that other shit people feel when experiencing ‘love at first sight (on Tinder)’. My only regret