Only Realised They Were There After The Flash
Yep, That’s Snow
I Dropped It…
So My Sister Got Her Allergy Test Done And She Was Allergic To Everything They Tested For. Her Worst Reaction Was To Horses
How To Lose At Life
I’ve Been At Work For 4 Hours Now. I Just Saw This
Well, Good Morning
Sh*t
The Owner Of The Apartment Told Us It Will Be A Green/Blue Party. (Blue Is A German Expression For Being Drunk And Green For Weed). This Guy Thought We Make A Costume Party
This Happened To The Plane Mid-Flight. The Whole Plane Shook And Our Collective Buttholes Puckered