25+ Asshole Parents Who Ruined Their Children’s Lives

I’m An #assholeparent Because I Wouldn’t Let Him Eat Goat Poop

Her Shadow Was Following Her. And I Did Nothing About It. So I’m An #assholeparent

I Accidentally Called Her By Her Real Name, Instead Of, “elsa.” Now I’m An #assholeparent

Told Him We Cannot Grow Bananas In Our Garden Because We Live In Sweden, So I’m An #assholeparent

I’m An #assholeparent Because I Wouldnt Let Him Drive The Car

I Wouldn’t Let Him Run Around The Restaurant With A Knife, So I’m An #assholeparent

He Couldn’t Go Backwards Up The Hill, Gravity Wouldn’t Allow That, So I’m The #assholeparent

I’m An #assholeparent Because The Waves Were Too Strong And I Couldn’t Make Them Stop

When Your Parents Take You To Meet The President #thanksobama

Would Not Let Him Eat His Father’s Deodorant, So I’m An #assholeparent

I’m An #assholeparent Because I Won’t Let Him Ride The Dog Like A Horse

I Did The Old Mime Trick Of Pulling Off Her Nose. Now She Thinks It’s Gone Forever. I’m An #assholeparent

I Didn’t Want To Serve Her Warm Dinner On Top Of My Old, Smelly, Dirty Tennis Shoes

I Wouldn’t Let Him Put The Toilet Brush In His Mouth. Clearly I Am An #assholeparent