Woke Up This Morning To 6 Cops, A Fire Truck, And An Ambulance At My Door Because A Passing Car Was Concerned About The One Halloween Decoration I Neglected To Take Down
That Time I Modelled For A Clip Art Company At 16 And Ended Up On Dildo Batteries
Accidentally Spilled Coffee Grounds On The Floor… And All Over My Child
When You Want To Impress The Neighbors With Your Modern Solutions, But Then Become Known As The Guy Who Destroyed A Jeep At The Push Of A Button
What Do You Do In This Situation
Sometimes We Hold On Tight To The Wrong Things
Oops
This Is A Nice Place To Take A Pic
Been Going For 4 Hours And I Need To Present My Masters Thesis In 7 Minutes
Got A 91 Audi Yesterday, Made It About 100 Miles Before It Decided To Blow Up